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GREEN "worse than puns" OAK. ([personal profile] rivalis) wrote2014-12-04 09:03 pm

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[personal profile] forgivetheinsubordination 2015-02-17 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

The hell's a boo boo?


[Because he teases those he likes, sorry, Oak.]
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[personal profile] forgivetheinsubordination 2015-02-17 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

The translator isn't telling me. It's just giving me how the word sounds. Words. You're the one who used it. What is it?
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[personal profile] forgivetheinsubordination 2015-02-18 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

It never sucks to be me. I'm a billion times more stylish than anyone else here can ever hope to be.

I'm going to guess it's what happen when your hair goes flat and you can't get it to stand up at weird angles. Seems to be a traumatic experience for those with hair.
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[personal profile] forgivetheinsubordination 2015-02-20 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

And what I've been told.


FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

Sure it is. All hair is weird angles, or it's limp and moppy, or it's curly. Or it's ninja hair and it can attack you.
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[personal profile] forgivetheinsubordination 2015-02-23 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

I'm Garrus Vakarian, codename Archangel. I know who I am and what I'm about.


FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

In that case, if you get a boo boo, call a Blue Blue. Best I can do is look at it and go 'yep, you're injured.'
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[personal profile] forgivetheinsubordination 2015-02-26 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

I'm working to keep them down to your level. Though I suppose if I was to do that really, I wouldn't be using any sorts of punctuation or capital letters. So here.


FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

call if youre in danger because im good for that
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[personal profile] forgivetheinsubordination 2015-02-26 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

Maybe your sense of humor is underdeveloped. You're young yet. It might get better with age.
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[personal profile] forgivetheinsubordination 2015-02-27 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

Let's hope it does for your sake.