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[rivalis]

 

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d79 ; misfire.... if it wasn't obvious enough

[hahahorsejokes]

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
TO: crichton.john@cdc.org
this is what he sent me:
you always wanted an undead booty call right ? done and done.
care to decipher?

[rivalis]

FROM: oak.green@cdc.org

which part are u having trouble with

[hahahorsejokes]

[ oh. you're not john, but he'll take what he can get. ]

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
the undead booty call, what else

[rivalis]

[ nope. also he's going to joke around for a little while, sorry not sorry. ]

FROM: oak.green@cdc.org

well undead means that theyre not dead but they were.

booty calls pretty straight forward too. give it a shot.

[hahahorsejokes]

[ green you are useless and a shithole, congratulations ]

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
are you serious?

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
it's not that obvious, not unless you're literally phoning someone up with your ass

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
isn't that a buttdial anyway?

[ people and their modern slang, god. ]

[rivalis]

[ did you seriously expect anything else? ]

FROM: oak.green@cdc.org

yup

you got it half right anyway

phoning someone up for their ass. booty call.