oh [ And here is the classic foot in mouth moment, brought to you by Green Oak. ]
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
theres a difference between no one dying and a instructor not killing a recruit at the end of a day [ And here is the classic, terrible attempt at back pedaling. It's the closest thing to an apology for now, sorry Garrus. ]
[It's all right, Oak. He's not upset, just... dealing with the reality of here.]
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Yeah. That's true. So far I don't think Dagger's actually killed anyone. Don't quote me on that, though. When a KIA list goes up, we don't get causes of death.
youre really good at this comforting stuff [ Green's right back to sarcasm, considering he doesn't sound too upset. He's still squinting some at the blackglass, though... ]
No. In fact, humans are the only species ever to evolve a sense of humor. We consider it to be a defect, but to be polite we try not to draw too much attention to it.
It never sucks to be me. I'm a billion times more stylish than anyone else here can ever hope to be.
I'm going to guess it's what happen when your hair goes flat and you can't get it to stand up at weird angles. Seems to be a traumatic experience for those with hair.
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oh [ And here is the classic foot in mouth moment, brought to you by Green Oak. ]
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
theres a difference between no one dying and a instructor not killing a recruit at the end of a day [ And here is the classic, terrible attempt at back pedaling. It's the closest thing to an apology for now, sorry Garrus. ]
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FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Yeah. That's true. So far I don't think Dagger's actually killed anyone. Don't quote me on that, though. When a KIA list goes up, we don't get causes of death.
[He's mostly teasing.]
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thats comforting
youre really good at this comforting stuff [ Green's right back to sarcasm, considering he doesn't sound too upset. He's still squinting some at the blackglass, though... ]
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That's my middle name. Comforting. Or it would be if turians had as many names as humans.
Come to me when you're actually bothered and I'll be comforting.
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really now
hey dont generalize im human and i dont have that many names either
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Did they run out of names before you were born?
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????????
we dont run out of names???????
i just happen to have a short name thats all
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It's a joke, Oak. I've known a few humans without middle names. I'm teasing you.
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you were joking
do aliens even know how to make jokes
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No. In fact, humans are the only species ever to evolve a sense of humor. We consider it to be a defect, but to be polite we try not to draw too much attention to it.
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well that makes sense
your jokes are awful
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It gets difficult to stoop down to your level, sorry about that. I'll put some more practice in.
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if that was your attempt youre really going to need a lot of practice
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Stick around. I'll get plenty of it.
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im planning to regardless
cant wait
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Glad to hear that. And I mean it, Oak. Let me know if you need anything.
[ooc: and in the meantime, he's offering Oak up to the demon for teasing.]
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yeah yeah
if i get a boo boo ill let you know
[ ooc. ah glorious unit leader he had so much faith in you ... why ]
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The hell's a boo boo?
[Because he teases those he likes, sorry, Oak.]
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i dunno what could it be
[ TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME bring it on!! ]
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The translator isn't telling me. It's just giving me how the word sounds. Words. You're the one who used it. What is it?
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well that sucks to be you doesnt it
what do u think it is
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It never sucks to be me. I'm a billion times more stylish than anyone else here can ever hope to be.
I'm going to guess it's what happen when your hair goes flat and you can't get it to stand up at weird angles. Seems to be a traumatic experience for those with hair.
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right then
keep thinking what you want to think
????????? wow way to miss the mark
also my hair isnt at weird angles
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And what I've been told.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Sure it is. All hair is weird angles, or it's limp and moppy, or it's curly. Or it's ninja hair and it can attack you.
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thats some serious ego stroking youve got there
im not asking about the ninja hair nope
[ And because he feels bad... ]
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
a boo boos a childish way of calling an injury
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