My galaxy is at war with a species that's managed to take out a lot of good, competent people. The last mission we were on managed to take out a lot of good, competent people.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Know for a fact some of the recent dead knew what they were about and fit into that same category. It's a good day when nobody's dead at the end of it.
oh [ And here is the classic foot in mouth moment, brought to you by Green Oak. ]
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
theres a difference between no one dying and a instructor not killing a recruit at the end of a day [ And here is the classic, terrible attempt at back pedaling. It's the closest thing to an apology for now, sorry Garrus. ]
[It's all right, Oak. He's not upset, just... dealing with the reality of here.]
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Yeah. That's true. So far I don't think Dagger's actually killed anyone. Don't quote me on that, though. When a KIA list goes up, we don't get causes of death.
youre really good at this comforting stuff [ Green's right back to sarcasm, considering he doesn't sound too upset. He's still squinting some at the blackglass, though... ]
No. In fact, humans are the only species ever to evolve a sense of humor. We consider it to be a defect, but to be polite we try not to draw too much attention to it.
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i dunno, do the letters IPS mean anything for him to freak out? aside from the whole enemies to the cdc thing... [ or is that enough? who knows. ]
will do.
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They might be personal enemies too, on top of the corporate enmity. But that's no reason to take it out on you.
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yeah well
no point in worrying about it now he hasnt killed me
armada said hold on to it
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It's a good day when Dagger isn't killing you.
Keep it safe. It may prove useful in the future.
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your standards for good days are kind of low
will do
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Well. I didn't say it was a really good day.
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your standards for regular good days still kind of suck
not dying being so high up on the list sounds a little sad
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My galaxy is at war with a species that's managed to take out a lot of good, competent people. The last mission we were on managed to take out a lot of good, competent people.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Know for a fact some of the recent dead knew what they were about and fit into that same category. It's a good day when nobody's dead at the end of it.
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oh [ And here is the classic foot in mouth moment, brought to you by Green Oak. ]
FROM: oak.green@cdc.org
theres a difference between no one dying and a instructor not killing a recruit at the end of a day [ And here is the classic, terrible attempt at back pedaling. It's the closest thing to an apology for now, sorry Garrus. ]
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FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Yeah. That's true. So far I don't think Dagger's actually killed anyone. Don't quote me on that, though. When a KIA list goes up, we don't get causes of death.
[He's mostly teasing.]
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thats comforting
youre really good at this comforting stuff [ Green's right back to sarcasm, considering he doesn't sound too upset. He's still squinting some at the blackglass, though... ]
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That's my middle name. Comforting. Or it would be if turians had as many names as humans.
Come to me when you're actually bothered and I'll be comforting.
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really now
hey dont generalize im human and i dont have that many names either
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Did they run out of names before you were born?
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????????
we dont run out of names???????
i just happen to have a short name thats all
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It's a joke, Oak. I've known a few humans without middle names. I'm teasing you.
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you were joking
do aliens even know how to make jokes
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No. In fact, humans are the only species ever to evolve a sense of humor. We consider it to be a defect, but to be polite we try not to draw too much attention to it.
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well that makes sense
your jokes are awful
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It gets difficult to stoop down to your level, sorry about that. I'll put some more practice in.
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if that was your attempt youre really going to need a lot of practice
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Stick around. I'll get plenty of it.
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im planning to regardless
cant wait
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Glad to hear that. And I mean it, Oak. Let me know if you need anything.
[ooc: and in the meantime, he's offering Oak up to the demon for teasing.]
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yeah yeah
if i get a boo boo ill let you know
[ ooc. ah glorious unit leader he had so much faith in you ... why ]
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